Musical Musing:Respectable!

As a tribute to the late Charlie Watts , I posted a video on Facebook of the Rolling Stones playing their 1978 hit’ Respectable, as this was the song I thought perfectly showcased Watts’ drumming skills, and the memories came flooding back as always. ‘Respectable’ was one of the first singles I ever bought, the B-side was ‘When the Whip Comes Down’, both of which really rocked as Rolling Stones’ records were meant to, but in hindsight with a harsher sound, and an urgency , which was probably their reaction to the punk bands of the era. I bought this record at Boots, Union Street Aberdeen, in the days when a few department stores, and non -music shops regularly sold cassette tapes and vinyl albums as a matter of course. I had heard the song on the radio , as we did in those pre-digital days, bought the single , then the album that the single came from, ‘Some Girls’ was a damn fine album, and one which showed how eclectic the band could be, one minute they would be rocking out with the aforementioned ‘Respectable’, the next on a soul ballad like Smokie Robinson’s ‘Just My Imagination ( Running Away with Me), then the country-ish pedal steel flecked ‘Faraway Eyes’. As a teenager in those days, I wasn’t really bothered if it was eclectic or not, I just wanted music to be loud and rocking, and there were a few moments like that on this disc. ‘Some Girls’ was my first ‘Stones’ album, and led me to the brilliant four classic albums ‘Exile on Main Street’, ‘Sticky Fingers’ , Beggars Banquet’ and ‘Let It Bleed’, all of which take pride of place in my music collection. Their last classic moment , in my opinion, was their ‘Blue and Lonesome’ live set from 2016, a collection of blues covers, returning to their roots and paying tribute to those who influenced them.

Those of us of a certain age, will know that the ‘Stones were a hugely influential band, who inspired many of the rock bands and singers who came after them; the Pretty Things, Aerosmith , Hanoi Rocks,the Black Crowes, Sheryl Crow, Lucinda Williams , Steve Earle and many more, but maybe not everyone knows of Charlie Watts’ jazz influences.

Like Cream’s Ginger Baker, Watts came from a jazz background, and played jazz when not touring or recording with the Stones, he recorded a number of jazz albums with his quintet, ‘From One Charlie to Another’ a tribute to jazz great, Charlie Parker, is a really good one, and one I had on cassette tape many moons ago , and an album well worth getting a hold of.

However, You Tube is probably the best place to check out Watts’ jazz tracks, as the prices for vinyl and cd are quite excessive online.

Anyway, I played ‘My Beautiful Self’ this afternoon , that’s the show on Aberdeen’s SHMU FM ( 99.8FM) , hosted by Pete the Punk, and the first track up was ‘Respectable’, and folks it was indeed that, classic stuff that still stands the test of time!

Playlist: Rolling Stones:-

‘Some Girls’ (1978)

‘Let it Bleed’ (1969),

‘Sticky Fingers ‘ (1971)

Beggar’s Banquet'(1969)

Willie and the Poorboys- (1985) features Watts, Bill Wyman , Jimmy Page , Paul Rodgers and many many more legends of the rock world playing blues and R & B covers.All wholeheartedly recommended by my good self!

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Story :The Body of The House

As Summer gave way to Autumn and the evenings gradually darkened, I would make my way back to the flat after an evening in the pub, my head swimming a sea of alcoholic angst.

My thoughts, usually mundane musings about work, middle age and the like, had lately been replaced by a burgeoning obsession with the works of horror fiction writer, Adam Maxwell-Farquhar.

I discovered a couple of dog-eared anthologies of Maxwell -Farquhar’s short stories in a charity shop and managed to read them both by the following evening.

I was absolutely staggered by this author’s imagination and power to convey total and utter fear – nothing at all like I had ever read before in my life

I scoured the Internet for any information about him, truly believing that I had unearthed a Scottish master of the macabre, an author so enshrouded in mystery that even the most astute anthologist had failed to include him in the multitude of “Dark Terrors / Dark Voices” style collections that grace the horror and fantasy shelves in high street shops.

What I found was somewhat vague and skeletal, I include a short extract from a site specialising in the Macabre tradition: “Maxwell- Farquhar, whose work was influenced by the cosmic horrors of H.P.Lovecraft and the macabre gothic of Poe, was born in Aberdeen in the 1890s, and lived in the fishing community of Torry, Aberdeen in the early Part of the 20th century.

It was here he found his inspiration for such stories as “The Ghost of William Tawse, “a tale of a sea captain returned to haunt his remaining crew – inspired by his solitary childhood and his watching the trawlers entering the harbour through a miasma of fog.

“The Haunting of Lady Mhairi a tale of a lady laird haunted by ghosts was evidently inspired by an unrequited love of Maxwell – Farquhar.

He is said to have lived the life of an outsider, keeping himself to himself and turning out multitudes of stories in the macabre tradition.

Few photographs survive of him, and he is believed to have been the last in his family line.

His death is shrouded in mystery. According to “The Press and Journal,” a local newspaper, a man answering his description was found frozen to death on the city’s Castlegate in the 1950s and was buried as “Adam Maxwell-Farquhar’.

I lay awake for many an hour thinking about his story ‘The Body of the House,’ in which a young man inherits a house from a distant relative, only to find that the house is a living thing- a living entity- with a heart.

Home is where the heart is, after all…

Like the protagonist of “The Body…, “I was somewhat isolated from the world outside. Life had passed me by, and I lay in bed listening to the vehicles passing by outside as I too thought up my gothic horror stories. My stories were always good at the time wrote them when I was drunk and they always seemed to be what I believed to be as good as Lovecraft, Poe or .M, R. James.

In the cold light of day however, they revealed themselves for what they were: drunken imaginings of a social outcast whose grip on reality was slipping.

One evening, worse for wear, I sat in the silent solitude of my garret room and listened to the peace, the quietude of the four walls and imagined that “The Body of the House,” was taking place within my own surroundings.

I heard a noise, an insistent tattoo, which I first took to be the sound of dance-music coming through the floorboards from the flat below. Owned by a girl of maybe half my age, it always had a party going on, these young people barely needed to sleep these days, perhaps it was the drugs!

On closer listening, I discerned that it was more like the sound of a heartbeat, a pulse, emanating from the floorboards. I put my ear to the floor and listened attentively.

In addition to this, there was also a rasping, asthmatic breathing.

My imaginings were becoming reality — was this what alcoholics suffered?

As the months passed, I became convinced that I was perhaps losing my mind. Each night at the same hour, I would hear the same sounds; the heartbeat becoming gradually faster, followed by the asthmatic wheeze. I noticed that a patch on the wall had become stained—a blood red colour, just a thin stripe, but nevertheless blood red. I wiped at it with my finger and licked it.

It was blood — that sickening coppery taste, but coming from a wall in my flat? I had not cut myself recently, had I?

Had I?

HAD I?

The stained patch had become a huge blister, like an air pocket in the wallpaper, albeit an air pocket that was expanding by the minute – a swollen belly, ready to deliver.

I didn’t remember anything like this in the story, though.

Dumbfounded, I rose from the chair and staggered towards the bookcase. As I picked the ‘Lady Mhairi’ volume up, something fell from it, a slip of paper or something like that?

It was a photograph, which at first glance, appeared to be of me. Balding head, rimless spectacles, beard bearing traces of grey.

The photo visibly transformed in my hands, changing colour and morphing into a sepia washed image – the person was not someone of these times – this was Maxwell Farquhar himself– the enigmatic writer — my doppelganger?

These thoughts and many others raged in torrents inside my head, as the blister on the wall burst, sending spouts of thin blood splashing all over the place.

Sodden layers of wallpaper fell away to reveal the body of the house- fleshy and pulsating.

That rasping asthmatic wheezing, closer and closer, closer and. closer.

It was then that the “walls” began to close in on me as the pounding of the house’s heart became deafening and all else was blotted out.

(Manuscript of story found in flat occupied by lain Carvell)

Extract from the “Evening Empress” dated 6 August 2005

“A Court heard today about the bizarre incident which led to the death of lain Carvell, a 41-year-old Aberdeen man.

Gwen Friel, on behalf of the Crown, told the court that Mr Carvell, a loner and would be horror novelist had become obsessed with the noises inside his flat and had evidently written a highly original short story chronicling the events that took place and which led ultimately to his death.

The alarm was raised when a neighbour, hearing loud cries from the flat above, had contacted the police. Mr Carvell who was believed to have problems with alcohol, was found dead, his corpse enveloped in layers of wallpaper, which on closer inspection resembled human skin.

In the detritus of the flat, several manuscripts including one entitled ‘The Body of The House”, described incidents which mirrored what had happened in that flat. Police at the scene commented on the noise, a heartbeat-pulse-drumming sound coming from the place as they entered it. A smell of sweat emanated from the walls that looked to be perspiring like human skin after exercise.

One of the officers also indicated that he had heard a wheezing sound “like someone gasping for breath”

There were gasps from the courtroom as photographs were shown to the court of Mr Carvell’s corpse and the remains of the room he died in.

The Sheriff, commented that ‘this was the most bizarre case he had dealt with in 40 years of shrieval practice’ and indicated that he would issue a written judgment later.”

(Extract from ‘Fortian Times- The Journal of Strange Phenomena’) dated 11 August 2011

In 2009 Britain’s oil capital, Aberdeen was shocked by the bizarre occurrence which was apparently documented in Iain Carvell’s unpublished horror tale,” The Body of the House”.

Seemingly the fiat was a living organism, with skin for walls and a heart which beat and kept its occupant awake night after night.

An alcoholic loner, he was prone to delusions, but had no documented mental health history.

The photographs shown at the Fatal Accident Enquiry displayed indeed what the fictional (?) tale mentioned. The walls were flesh and what Carvell was wrapped in appeared to be layers of skin. Maybe the photos had been tampered with by some computer expert, but the impression we at the ‘Times are left with is that this is one of the most bizarre cases we have seen in our time in circulation.

Story: They Wait

(A story from scribbled notes written by the late James Watson, found among his personal effects, transcribed and edited by Jamie Watson)

I watch the squirrels and rabbits scampering in the grounds of the hospice and my fellow patients shuffling around while they still can…

I think a lot. My brain is all that still functions as it did forty odd years ago, with my eyes coming a close second.  I am still sound of mind.

I am constantly tired from the effects of the regimen of palliative drugs I receive daily from the wonderful nurses in this place.

I am a religious man and have been so all my life. I am eighty-one now.  I have never married. I came close once, but it did not work out. Broken engagement when I was in my twenties, disgrace to the family, not that it matters a whit nowadays. Different times. I suppose I sometimes felt lonely when I was a younger man, but that is all a long time ago, in another life, my other life, before the cancer.

I was a teacher all my working life, an English teacher. I have always loved all the old poetry of people like Byron, Wordsworth, Coleridge and Keats and the novels of Joseph Conrad and Graham Greene. I have also a special place in my heart for the macabre and supernatural, especially M.R James, when told by the fireside at Christmas.

Words have always been important to me, words and ‘The Word’- the word of the Bible.

I have always believed in God and all his works and feel that I have always done what I perceive to be the Christian thing to do, and I wait the moment when St Peter stands there to receive me at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

I pray that the Lord will bless and keep me unto everlasting life once I get there.

I wonder what he will look like, God that is; will he be an old man like me, with a long white beard?

I guess I will just have to wait and see.

It will not be long though, it will not be long, they tell me the cancer has spread into my bones and that palliative care will soon be all that is left for me, to keep me as comfortable as possible for the rest of my time on Earth.

Jamie, my nephew, has been to visit me every day since I was admitted here.

He was a real worry to me and his parents a few years ago, having lost his direction somewhat in life with alcohol featuring heavily. However, he has turned into kind caring young man with a wonderful wife and lovely little daughter called Jenny.

Just a few years ago when ‘in his cups’ he was obsessed with the idea of vampires residing in the area in which he lived and near to where I lived before coming here.

Prior to his marriage, he saw himself as something of a writer, fancied he was going to be the next big thing.

He always seemed adamant that what he was writing about was fact rather than fiction; I had always put this down to his drunken bravado rather than honesty.

He had kept a ‘vampire diary’ since leaving school in the early 80s.

Jamie is an intelligent lad and I feel that he is wasted spending all his working life in the civil service literally banging his head against the wall in frustration as he has seen less intelligent people than himself climbing the career ladder.

He could have done so much better for himself, perhaps gone to university, studied English, and become a teacher, something of actual worth to society.

Christine his wife seems to be a good influence on him and has encouraged him to apply for Open University Courses, that is a start, and it is never too late.

 He is almost 50, but I guess he will get there; sadly, I will not be here to see it.

His folks are not too bothered though, and they are both approaching 80, everyone is different as my old mother used to say back in the 30s.

I read his ‘vampire diary’ a few years ago; he had a limited number self-published and distributed copies to family and friends. He gave details of his vampire sightings in the environs over the last 30 years, and dressed these tales up as fiction, but he could tell you who the real people are behind his characters, whether living or dead. Some of these ‘sightings’ did strike a chord with me from my days teaching at the Grammar School, Jamie had clearly done his homework, but most strange, apparently supernatural happenings have rational explanations.

Maybe my mind is clouded by the drug regime I am on, but I swear to God I have seen cowled or cloaked figures outside in the grounds of the hospice.  Maybe I am ‘high’ like youngsters said back in the ‘60s, and I am seeing things because of all the drugs in my body, but I swear by Almighty God that those figures were in here, not just out in the garden, but inside, in the ward with me, the other night.

 Mary my nurse assured me that she and her colleagues had been the only people in here during the night.

Jamie described figures in black cloaks in his diary, led by a ‘creature of repellent countenance, sort of a cross between Nosferatu the Vampire and the stereotypical image of Dracula as played by those old masters Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing’.

Every evening, I read a passage from the Bible after Father Colin has been to see me; I enjoy reading the letters of St Paul to the Corinthians and savour the power of the language there, especially in the passage where he writes about speaking with the tongues of men and angels.

It really makes me feel at the root of my faith, and at one with the World.

I have an old prayer book, it is The Scottish Prayer Book published in 1929, and my father gave it to me when I was a small boy.

My bookmark is placed at page 22 – ‘The Third Collect for Aid Against All Perils’, which goes as follows, ‘Lighten our darkness, we beseech thee O Lord; and by thy great mercy defend us from all perils and dangers of this night.’.

I read these words over several times before sleep takes me and hold my crucifix tightly in one hand …. For protection…

The nurses have laughed at my request for some garlic bulbs at my bedside but have obliged me thinking that the cancer is eating away at my mind.

Hopefully, this will keep them, the vampires that is, at bay until my time on Earth is over…………………. For I fear th….

My Uncle’s writing ends abruptly at this point. (Jamie Watson 12/12/11)